Thanks, I Think
I'm a Mormon, throo and throooo,
And if you think that I'm peculiar in the things I say and dooooo
I know the rules, the do's and don't for happy happy living
I know to say I will and I won't, I try to be forgiving
Maybe you'd like me to tell you about the things I know are trooooo
Then you can be a mormon toooo.
It's kind of brilliant. It moves from the "yeah, so I'm part of a fringe religious movement so get over it" to the "no, really, you'd like it too come on down to the cultural center" in an incredibly compact time.